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letmetouchyourbutt:

And they say romance is dead

letmetouchyourbutt:

And they say romance is dead

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echalegalleta:

littleoutsider:

WHY DO WE NEVER TALK ABOUT THE FACT THAT FOR THE PAST 15 YEARS IN A SMALL TOWN IN ALASKA THE MAYOR HAS BEEN A CAT 

mAYOR STUBBS

 ”He doesn’t raise our taxes - we have no sales tax. He doesn’t interfere with business,” said Lauri Stec “He’s honest.”

and he oNLY drinks water from a wine glass

A town decided that a cat would be a better mayor than people

“He’s good, probably the best we’ve had,”

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probablyasexoffender:

i think of america as some sort of quaint faraway wonderland its like u guys live in another dimension what the fuck is black friday why is thanksgiving and whats the deal with wearing white and labour day and why aren’t there any fucking u’s in ur words why do you measure in like feet and body parts and shit thats super fucked up 

(Source: cloaga, via gaybar-superstarr)

thesonofhypnos:

HOW FREAKING LONG AGO WAS THIS PUBLISHED?!

thesonofhypnos:

HOW FREAKING LONG AGO WAS THIS PUBLISHED?!

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thefuuuucomics:

Shout out to IMDb for always reminding me where I recognise that actor from

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la-petite-squelette:

when you are under the word count for an essay

(Source: silenthill, via leviathans-in-the-tardis)

judgeable:

i’m probably the best at losing friends

(Source: judgeable, via robert-downey-jesus)

renfamous:

British Kitchen Nightmares: “The risotto is overcooked and your restaurant needs new lighting.”

American Kitchen Nightmares: “YOUR STAFF DOES DRUGS ON THE CLOCK, YOUR FAMILY THINKS YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE AND THERE’S A LIVE RAT IN MY FOOD.”

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